Oh hell. Two things freak me out- power lines and being buried alive. And germs. And heights (because I want to jump because I am broken in the head. The falling part would be fun it's the landing/smashing/splattering that sucks.) Okay, that's more than two. Sorry.
Anywho, I wish you could see the copper cable laying casually across the road that we were instructed to drive over. Yep. Two guys wearing RUBBER gloves installed a power line. You know, just one pinhole in those gloves and they're crispy.
They're like the idiot Steve-O of power companies. Here's to all things zappy!